Well ski enthusiasts, it's Peters again. Peter, Peters. I decided to waste your time today by explaining to you why I hate grammar. First of all, in envolves rules. I hate rules. And freedoms. It makes me feel like I'm in a trap. I hate traps. Grammar is almost as stupid as ketchup. The world would be perfectly fine without either. I hate the world. George W. Bush said that grammar is the Axis of Evil. I love George W. Bush. Have I told you that?
On a side note, I discovered that I hate donkeys. They are so obnoxious. They kick. I hate things that kick. Oh and don't even get me started on that pesky anteater! I also hate llamas. They spit. I hate spit. I also discovered my hate for dance moms. I hate dance. For some reason, the rest of the team seems to love it though...
I love Harry Potter. I bought a authentic time turner this weekend and an still trying to get to work. Probably a fake, made in china. I hate fakes. And china.
Good luck on your future endeavors. Except for ketchup and grammar lovers. I hate you.
-Peter Peters
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