You can call me Peters. Peter, Peters. First of all, I don't like James Bond. I don't even like secret agents. I saw this girl while we were skiing earlier today. She was wearing a blue ski suit. I don't like blue. Or ski suits. I work at a  local farmers market. I hate farms. And markets. I also hate farmers. Mainly because they grow vegetables. I hate vegetables. Especially ketchup. George W. Bush said ketchup was the Axis of Evil. I love George W. Bush. And Harry Potter. 

This Picture lies. This is the main reason I love Bush, both he and I believe that Harry Potter lives happily in England with Ginny and the kids. I wish to meet them one day. 

I also love Romney. I love republicans. I am a democrat. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4&noredirect=1 This is my favorite video ever. I love pipe bombs. You know why Harry Potter is so great? Because he's British. You know why British people are so great? Because the don't eat ketchup.

Good luck in your future endevours. Except ketchup lovers. I hate you. 

-Peter Peters